 Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one. |
| An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. |
| People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news. |
| I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. |
| The way to write is well, and how is your own business. |
| Chicago seems a big city instead of merely a large place. |
| If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior. |
| The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money. |
| I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the bed of democracy. |
