 I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. |
| A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer. |
| The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down. |
| I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me. |
| I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest. |
| That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. |
| Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. |
