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A. Whitney Brown
July 8, 1952 -
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.


A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.


The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.


I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.


I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.


That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.


Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.


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