 Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction. |
| The way to a man's heart is through his chest. |
| The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself. |
| The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap. |
| Violence is the first refuge of the violent. |
| Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic. |
| Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in. |
| Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent. |
| This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow. |
| I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart. |
| Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way. |
| Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it. |
| If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain? |
| When all else fails, complicate matters. |
| The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else. |
| There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them. |
| Life is like an analogy. |
| No one pays me to be nice. |
| I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it. |
