 I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players. |
| Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody. |
| The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. |
| I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick. |
| You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.' |
| Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. |
| One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. |
| There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket. |
| It was a hole in one contest and I had a three. |
