 Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. |
| Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed if necessary. |
| Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. |
| The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke. |
| Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband. |
| There are certain books in the world which every searcher for truth must know: the Bible, the Critique of Pure Reason, the Origin of Species, and Karl Marx's Capital. |
| Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution. |
| Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most. |
| The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference. |
| Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us. |
| My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone's wrapping fish in it. |
