Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. |
I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth, environmental protection, improvements in our educational system. |
I pledge to you today that as president, in my first budget, I will introduce the largest increase in special education ever. |
I think the cost of energy will come down when we make this transition to renewable energy. |
Our democracy, our constitutional framework is really a kind of software for harnessing the creativity and political imagination for all of our people. The American democratic system was an early political version of Napster. |
A president who breaks the law is a threat to the very structure of our government. |
When you have the facts on your side, argue the facts. When you have the law on your side, argue the law. When you have neither, holler. |
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. |
The Bush administration works closely with a network of rapid response digital brownshirts who work to pressure reporters and their editors for 'undermining support for our troops.' |
While President Bush likes to project an image of strength and courage, the real truth is that in the presence of his large financial contributors, he is a moral coward. |
Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame. |
The presidency is more than a popularity contest. |
No matter how hard the loss, defeat might serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out. |
As president, I will bring all the parties and stakeholders together. I am going to come up with a solution that respects the environment and does not cause an upheaval in the economy. |
The first less is this: take it from me, every vote counts. |
I have absolutely no plans and no expectations of ever being a candidate again. |
A zebra does not change its spots. |
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things. |
We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made. |
George Bush taking credit for the wall coming down is like the rooster taking credit for the sun rising. |