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Alan Coren Quotes
Page 1 of 1Alan Coren
June 27, 1938 - October 18, 2007
Nationality: British
Category: Writer
Subcategory: British Writer
|  Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by. | | Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. | | Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room. | | I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. | | The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you. |
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