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Alan King Quotes
Page 1 of 1Alan King
December 26, 1927 - May 9, 2004
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian
|  Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. | | Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? | | You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet. | | If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. |
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