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Alexei Sayle Quotes
Page 1 of 1Alexei Sayle
August 7, 1952 -
Nationality: British
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: British Comedian
|  If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.' | | Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git. | | People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. | | Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git. | | Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it? |
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