 I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. |
| Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay. |
| The secret of eternal youth is arrested development. |
| I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development. |
| He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle. |
| My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. |
| You can't make a souffle rise twice. |
| If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. |
