 I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic. |
| Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. |
| It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it. |
| Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art. |
| The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet. |
| I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell? |
| Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet. |
| Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there - I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television. |
| I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is "In 15 minutes everybody will be famous." |
| It would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor's finger. |
| I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks. |
| Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details. |
| I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom. |
| My idea of a good picture is one that's in focus and of a famous person. |
| I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything could just keep going on the way it was only you just wouldn't be there. I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.' |
| I'd asked around 10 or 15 people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question, 'Well, what do you love most?' That's how I started painting money. |
| They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. |
| Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves? |
| I am a deeply superficial person. |
| I like boring things. |
