 The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. |
| One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one. |
| Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset. |
| You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat. |
| Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. |
| No one has the right to destroy another person's belief by demanding empirical evidence. |
| If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things that are missing. If you don't have love in your life, no matter what else there is, it's not enough. |
| Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good. |
| Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most comforting words of all; this, too, shall pass. |
