 A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source. |
| A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it. |
| It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope. |
| Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. |
| She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on. |
| A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. |
| If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs. |
| Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf. |
| His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. |
