 God help me if I ever do another movie with an explosion in it. If you see me in a movie where stuff is exploding you'll know I've lost all my money. |
| If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call. |
| I'm much more interested in what an actor has to say about something substantial and important than who they're dating or what clothes they're wearing or some other asinine, insignificant aspect of their life. |
| I've finally learnt how to say, "No comment". To appear in the tabloids is a real learning curve and a steep one at that. You had better learn quick or you get burnt. |
| Nobody I represent is pretending to be the pope or a role model for young people. People have to live their lives. They have the right to smoke if they want. |
| All I do, really, is go to work and try to be professional, be on time and be prepared. |
| There is nothing worse that a thirteen-year-old boy. You're embarrassed by your parents, and you're trying to find your independance because, deep inside, you are so dependent on your mom. |
| Sure, I suffered a lot. But it's not like the end of the world and it's not who I am. I lead quite a pleasant life and I'm able to divorce a perceived reality from my actual experience of life. |
| I kinda see my current position like this: Here's your five minutes in the toy store, so you gotta do all the good movies you can before 'Chuck Woolery' rings the bell. |
| When I look up at the screen and see myself I always have to laugh. Not because I think I'm doing a horrible job, quite the contrary, I just feel it's so surreal to feel like one person can entertain so many at one time. |
| My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel. I'm 31-years-old, and I don't want to sleep on a sleeping bag down in the basement. It's humiliating. |
| I feel like fame is wasted on me. |
| There's something really great and romantic about being poor and sleeping on couches. |
| I remember back when I was a kid there was a comic strip called Plastic Man. His body was elastic and he could make his extremities as long as he wanted. As a youngster I didn't fully appreciate. But I'm now thinking Plastic Man was probably pretty popular with the ladies. |
| Everyone's entitled to express their political beliefs. I don't presume to tell anybody who to vote for. I am comfortable telling people what my opinions are. |
| Yes, I'm going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President. |
| You know George M. Steinbrenner III is the center of all evil in the universe. |
| I just feel like sometimes I'm a force to be dealt with. My talents are sometimes overused and also sometimes underused. It's not easy being me. |
| You have to look also to the media, where you have a vast majority of the loudest and most influential political voices in America media from people who came from the entertainment world. |
| Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating. |
