 Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy. |
| A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results. |
| Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. |
| For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world. |
| The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost. |
| A person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. |
| Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance. |
| The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we? |
| The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. |
| Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup. |
