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Benny Hill Quotes
Page 1 of 1Benny Hill
January 21, 1924 - April 20, 1992
Nationality: English
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: English Comedian
|  I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. | | Do unto others, then run. | | The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. | | I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. | | Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. | | That's what show business is, sincere insincerity. Topics: Show Business | | Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. | | Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. |
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