 Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade. |
| If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel. |
| I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity. |
| I'm working my way toward divinity. |
| My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. |
| After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. |
| When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. |
| The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you. |
| I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot. |
| It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. |
| I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes. |
| Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week. |
| I never know how much of what I say is true. |
| Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes. |
| I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. |
| Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer. |
| I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something. |
| If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? |
| I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. |
| I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. |
