 Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post. |
| There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories. |
| The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it. |
| There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western. |
| A friend in need is a pest. |
| I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me. |
| You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat. |
| Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam. |
| It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone. |
| Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa. |
| I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job. |
| There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. |
| You can win, it'll just cost you some money. |
| If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric. |
| North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand? |
| I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages. |
