I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind. |
My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother. |
I've made upwards of a million bucks in the cops-and-robbers business. |
It's hard to explain why I like Europe so much. |
I collect antiques. Why? Because they're beautiful. |
I'm a lousy reader. |
When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was. |
I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest. |
I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic. |
I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go. |
I was always the second heavy. |
If you're going to be a bum, be the biggest. If you're going to blow it, blow it big. |
So don't applaud. Just send me the check. |
I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care. |
I've made my peace with myself. |
I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars. |