 I do a lot of screen re-writing. |
| What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh. |
| Eddie Izzard is absolutely brilliant. I would love to write something for him. |
| I've written about 15 screenplays and they all sold - they were all sold on pitches. |
| I mean, I've sold all these scripts and nothing's been made. Studios have closed, stars have died. I had a director find Jesus. And the pictures just don't get made. |
| It's the biggest party in the world, and you have to keep the whole thing percolating, which is difficult because a lot of awards most people don't care about. |
| Generally with the Oscars or the Emmys there isn't much you can do until the nominations are announced. Then you know what kind of year you're dealing with - what's been overlooked, what the issues are. |
| I write screenplays that don't get made and pilots that don't get picked up, and I re-write other people's movies, and those are all different kinds of fees. |
| It's really live television, the way God meant it to be. |
| They make a humongous profit, but the people that work on the shows don't get paid a lot because they're working on the Oscars show. It's the biggest show in the world. |
| I mean, when I started out I was billing per hour, like a shrink because you would sit with somebody and work. But most of it, if it's for a live show it's usually a buy-out. A flat fee. |
