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Bud Abbott Quotes
Page 1 of 1Bud Abbott
October 2, 1897 - April 24, 1974
Nationality: American
Category: Actor
Subcategory: American Actor
|  Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon. | | It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television? | | They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately. | | Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time. | | You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you? | | Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third. | | They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water! | | Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive. | | That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody. |
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