Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people. |
I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act. |
You can only hold your stomach in for so many years. |
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done. |
I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to. |
The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost. |
My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave. |