 I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything. |
| My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook. |
| It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. |
| Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful. |
| On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week. |
| Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. |
| So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason. |
| People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big. |
| I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics. |
| Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it. |
| My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh. |
| I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards. |
| The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials. |
| I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved. |
| Comics don't like to see other comics do well. |
| When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. |
| I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me. |
| People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something. |
| There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans. |
| It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. |
