 Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. |
| To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. |
| When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you are. |
| Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings. |
| I think that making love is the best form of exercise. |
| Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant. |
| My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.' |
| Divorce is a game played by lawyers. |
| I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me. |
| We have our factory, which is called a stage. We make a product, we color it, we title it and we ship it out in cans. |
| Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. |
| My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can. |
| I improve on misquotation. |
