 Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door. |
| Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. |
| It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere. |
| Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. |
| No problem is too big to run away from. |
| A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. |
| You're a good man, Charlie Brown. |
| Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' |
| Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up. |
| I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. |
| There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from. |
| No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it. |
| Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. |
| That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another. |
| I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. |
| All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. |
| There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. |
| Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. |
| Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. |
| Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational. |
