 The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there. |
| I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies. |
| The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching. |
| Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand. |
| Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign. |
| We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs. |
| I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. |
| If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want. |
| I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars. |
| I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking. |
| I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't. |
