 I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English. |
| Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. |
| The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.' |
| I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore. |
| When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better. |
| Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. |
| Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present. |
| When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. |
| No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot. |
