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Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

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Chuck Palahniuk
February 21, 1961 -
Nationality: American
Category: Novelist
Subcategory: American Novelist

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?


Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?


Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?


The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.


We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens.


If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.


Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.


The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.


I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.


If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?


It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.


You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.


A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.


People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.


The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.


Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.


Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.


Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.


When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?


Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.


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