 A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. |
| It is matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason. |
| You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother. |
| I refuse the compliment that I think like a man, thought has no sex, one either thinks or one does not. |
| In the final analysis there is no other solution to man's progress but the day's honest work, the day's honest decision, the day's generous utterances, and the day's good deed. |
| Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable. |
| A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different self in the mirror of some woman's eyes. |
| There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife. |
| Politicians talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face. |
| No good deed goes unpunished. |
| They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. |
| But if God wanted us to think with our wombs, why did he give us a brain. |
| The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. |
| Male supremacy has kept woman down. It has not knocked her out. |
| Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor. |
| Women know what men have long forgotten. The ultimate economic and spiritual unit of any civilization is still the family. |
| Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer. |
| Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount. Topics: Courage |
| A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside is more often his nursery. |
| The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with. |
