 I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody. |
| Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them. |
| It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it. |
| I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy-period. |
| Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother. |
| I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I. |
| It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it. |
| Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair. |
| If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die. |
