 Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail. |
| A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all. |
| It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are. |
| Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire. |
| Whoever called snooker 'chess with balls' was rude, but right. |
| Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world. |
| Fiction is life with the dull bits left out. |
| She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short. |
| Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. |
