 I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. |
| I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more. |
| I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching. |
| I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself. |
| Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh. |
| Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot! |
| Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince. |
| That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it. |
| I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup. |
| In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. |
| I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot. |
| When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top. |
| I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies. |
| I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such. |
| I get so into the moment. |
| My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor. |
| You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh. |
| I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up. |
| If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. |
| I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh. |
