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Dave Attell Quotes
Page 1 of 1Dave Attell
January 18, 1965 -
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian
|  Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school! | | Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick. | | You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike. | | What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. |
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