 I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. |
| Going to war was the only unselfish thing I have ever done for humanity. |
| Malta is a sod of a place. |
| I see my purpose in life as making the world a happier place to be in . |
| The only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping and showing off his shortcomings. |
| I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet. |
| Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end. |
| Old age has got to start creeping up on me one day soon, and frankly I'm very scared. I don't want to be old. I've always felt so young. And I want to stay that way. |
| You can count on Errol Flynn, he'll always let you down. |
| I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against. |
