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David Sedaris Quotes
Page 1 of 1David Sedaris
December 26, 1956 -
Nationality: American
Category: Writer
Subcategory: American Writer
|  I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. | | After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. | | They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of plumbing and electricity. | | I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. |
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