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David Spade
July 22, 1964 -
Nationality: American
Category: Actor
Subcategory: American Actor

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.


When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.


There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.


To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.


I have no detectable hair style.


It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.


I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.


My career is just kind of crazy.


I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.


It's funny because it's funny.


To be famous and broke is hard.


You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.


It's so crazy in Hollywood.


Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'


In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.


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