 I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. |
| I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. |
| You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. |
| I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'. |
| I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. |
| There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. |
| If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. |
