 I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me. |
| We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me! |
| I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side? |
| My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance. |
| I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nuture. |
| Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. |
| I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with. |
| I've eaten things that didn't complain this much. |
| Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them. |
| Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct. |
| There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid. |
| I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? |
