 Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself. |
| To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is. |
| Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing. |
| There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? |
| As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. |
| I'm not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I did it, but it remained hard when it had once been easy. |
| Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice. |
| It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. |
| Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now? |
| I think I'd be pretty easy to write for. |
| The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted to see. |
| Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful. |
| If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. Topics: Children |
| Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house. |
| I don't think anyone ever gets over the surprise of how differently one audience's reaction is from another. |
