 I modelled my looks on the town tramp. |
| People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them. |
| If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words. |
| My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order. |
| The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. |
| I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids. |
| You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap! |
| When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come up with next. |
| I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else. |
| Storms make trees take deeper roots. |
| I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that. |
| You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try. |
| I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it. |
| I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. |
| I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out. |
| We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. |
| It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. |
| Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills. |
| I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. |
| If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. |
