 Golf may be a hussy, but I love her. |
| Why resist temptation? There will always be more. |
| There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. |
| Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it. |
| A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. |
| Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people. |
| If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones. |
| The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. |
| Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back. |
| It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant. |
| There's one thing about baldness, it's neat. |
| Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow. |
| The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance. |
| There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe. |
| It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter. |
