 Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay. |
| Any girl can look glamorous... just stand there and look stupid. |
| The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. |
| If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers. |
| Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. Topics: Children |
| Vulgarity begins when imagination succumbs to the explicit. |
