 I am not a grammarian. Maybe my style is eccentric. |
| Why can't I be the adorable one? |
| Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip. |
| Lenny Bruce is a very moral man trying to improve the world and trying to make audiences think. |
| I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic. |
| Sodomy is in the Bible, to be read in churches. I wouldn't rule it out of Mr. Bruce's act if he cares to comment on it. |
| I actually turned down an opportunity for a private interview with Adolph Hitler. |
| I'm off to race around the world - a race against time and two men. I know I can beat time. I hope I can beat the men. |
| My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish! |
| Things said to a reporter in confidence should be kept in confidence. |
| I think sometimes it is more important to be gracious than to win. |
