 I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. |
| Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. |
| The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees. |
| There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened. |
| The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks. |
| He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. |
| The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate. |
| To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity. |
| Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? |
| Life is wasted on the living. Topics: Life |
| The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind. |
| I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? |
| If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves. |
| I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it. |
| I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. |
| He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. |
