 Hey kid, do you want to come and talk to Charlie? |
| You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission. |
| After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist. |
| OK, magic boy, let's see who you really are. |
| I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers. |
| So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for an hour bill and didn't have them until the night before we opened in Buffalo and money was no object! |
| But Charlie, Charlie, how can we ever really know anything? Charlie, what or who is God? |
| Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville. |
| Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot. |
| Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed. |
| I've never told you the story of Alice in Wonderland, have I? |
