| Hey kid, do you want to come and talk to Charlie?
| You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.
| After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.
| OK, magic boy, let's see who you really are.
| I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.
| So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for an hour bill and didn't have them until the night before we opened in Buffalo and money was no object!
| But Charlie, Charlie, how can we ever really know anything? Charlie, what or who is God?
| Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.
| Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.
| Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.
| I've never told you the story of Alice in Wonderland, have I?