 I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. |
| You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. |
| People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. |
| Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow. |
| But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's get our priorities straight. I think we all know what's really important in life - winning an Oscar. |
| In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. |
| I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves. |
| My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. |
| I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. |
| I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I'm gonna rip it off. |
| Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. |
| Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and then run away. |
| Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. |
| I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals. |
