 Existence is a party. You join after its started and you leave before its finished. |
| A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you. |
| Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband. |
| Giving parties is a trivial avocation, but it pays the dues for my union card in humanity. |
| Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished. |
| Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking. |
| I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life. |
| Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird. |
| Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores. |
| I don't hate anyone. I dislike. But my dislike is the equivalent of anyone else's hate. |
