 A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. |
| The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last. |
| A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. |
| Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. |
| America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. |
| Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. |
| A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended. |
| Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either. |
| Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. |
| Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment. |
| The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. |
| Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose. |
