 Funny is an attitude. |
| You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine. |
| The devil made me do it. |
| When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not. |
| Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine. |
| It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV. |
| Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. |
| My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I? |
| Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out. |
| I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it. |
| Violence is a tool of the ignorant. |
| It's later than it's ever been. |
| The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. |
| I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone. |
