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Frank Carson Quotes
Page 1 of 1Frank Carson
November 6, 1926 -
Nationality: Irish
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: Irish Comedian
|  I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. | | Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? | | So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. | | I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. |
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